Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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