my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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