oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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