Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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