I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Don't make out with my wife yet
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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