Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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