big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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