I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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