bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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