Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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