is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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