Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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