This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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