does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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