I hate all girls vehemently.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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