ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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