No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
