You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Just invented taco cereal.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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