We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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