i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
