I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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