there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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