I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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