Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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