his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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