We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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