South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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