White coat. Heels.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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