If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I am one with the molecules
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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