Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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