I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I need a beard to bite.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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