If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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