I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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