No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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