i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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