It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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