she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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