No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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