He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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