Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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