Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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