oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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