Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
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