Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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