wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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