Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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