Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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