I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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