I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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