If i come over, it means nothing
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Holy sore nipples Batman
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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