Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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